| My name's Spike Van Spyke but you can call me "Mr. Badass" or simply "Spike". My characteristics are as follows: I have the strength of Chuck Norris, the skill of Bruce Lee, the cunning of McGuyver and the balls of Leeroy Jenkins!!! "So Mr. Badass what makes you so god damn cool?" Well that's easy I beat God in an arm wrestling contest and now I am allowed to bend the laws of nature. So how did I beat God in an arm wrestling competition? That's another story for another time. Not only am I stronger than God himself, I also happen to have an IQ of over 9000. The scientists themselves have done studies about this peculiar phenomenon and when charted on the computer, the software got infected by an unheard virus that made the computer kill itself. Go figure huh? |
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I sold my soul for cheese and it was delicious
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